søndag den 2. oktober 2011

What do you do with 'send-ons'?

Everybody gets send-ons. Whether we delete them or send them on is a question of taste and temperament. For fear of causing too many virtual traffic jams I prefer to blog them. 

A friend sent me the following, which  illustrates that:

British  Humour is Different...


  
  
 These are classified ads,  which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:     
FREE YORKSHIRE  TERRIER.8 years old,
Hateful  little bastard. 
Bites!
 FREE  PUPPIES
                    1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbour's  dog.
  FREE  PUPPIES.Mother is a Kennel Club  registered German  Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog,  able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER  BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for  sale.

JOINING NUDIST  COLONY
!
Must sell washer and  dryer £100.


WEDDING  DRESS
 FOR SALE .
Worn once by  mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is...  ****

FOR SALE BY  OWNER.
Complete set of  Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200  or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows  everything.

Statement  of the Century   
Thought from the Greatest  Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody  perfect at multitasking,   How come they can't have a  headache and sex at the same time?"  


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